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Entry #18   Ha. What else do you do when you have to sing over "SPACE LORD, MUTHA MUTHA" ?!? I just heard "Traci Lords is my mother" and well, there you have it.     Love this song man. It's so nice to finally be able to ROCK instead of doing a capella bullshit because you have no access to music, or room to bring in instruments.   Still sucked that I had to sing over lyrics but I rhymed most well enough you can't tell. In fact, these mp3s will be much more obvious since it lacks the radio compression that covered many sins. Very fun to delve into what it would be like to realize after the fact that your mom was a porn star that you had actually masturbated to. Goddamn, I am a sick man. :-)   TRACI LORDS PARODY OF MONSTER MAGNET'S "SPACE LORD"   I remember the day, the day I finally found out, Rocked me to the bone, like a bad case of the gout, You just can't imagine what thoughts careened through my mind, To find out your mom's in something you must rewind,   I said oh, Traci Lords is my mother...   When I got the news I just fell back in my chair, For years I'd thought of her as big ti** with nice hair, You just can't imagine, oh no you can't understand, I thought of my mom, while I was using my hand,   I said oh, Traci Lords is my mother...   My mom wasn't home a million miles away, I cried every night ans sang the blues everyday, Lord give me the strength to find out just what to do, Because I love my mother in ways that should not be true,   Then it really hit me how this whole thing was so bad, If she was my mom, well then who was my dad, Long Dong Silver, or Ron Jeremy, Daddy Perter North was a possibility,   I said oh, Traci Lords is my mother,   My mom wasn't home a million miles away, I cried every night ans sang the blues everyday, Lord give me the strength to find out just what to do, Because I love my mother in ways that should not be true,   Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother,   I lost my mind and simply fell to my knees, Oedipus complex overtaking me, I did not know if I should give into it, It's just my luck to be caught up in this sh**,   Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords is my mother, Traci Lords...