"Hey Bob, you
see those big-ass birds in that tree?"
"Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah!"
"I'm gonna go
up that stairwell and wait by the edge...when I
give you the signal, climb up the tree and scare
'em out."
"Why!!!??"
"I'm gonna
catch one"
"Why don't you
just climb the tree yourself?"
"I have no
front claws man...now shut up."
"But I have
front claws!!! So maybe I should go up
there!!!??"
"Jesus Christ,
yes...and don't get used to the claws....heh
heh"
As J-Dog climbs
the stairwell, Bob waits patiently at the foot of the
tree. When J-Dog gets to the second story he gives the
signal....
Instantly Bob
jumps to the tree and makes his way up...as planned
the 4 birds scatter away as J-Dog sees his chance.
With one smack to the head he nabs one of the giant
pigeons and and stuns it. At this point Adam has
walked out simply to see how the dogs were doing...he
sees Bob on the tree and gets him down, then hears the
ruckus in the stairwell. He turns his head just in
time to see J-Dog SLAM the pigeon against the wall
rendering him unconsious... As J-Dog begins to take
the bird downstairs Adam RUNNNNNS back into the house
for the video camera.
This
is where the true twistedness of Adam's
mind comes into play. Most people would
hurry to get the bird and discard it,
because it's dirty and disease ridden. But
Adam's first inclination is
"I MUST PUT THIS ON THE SITE".
Adam is filled with pride that J-Dog has
gotten such a big catch. Truly remarkable
for a dog who has no front claws. Adam
wants to celebrate in this joyous occasion
by making a video and showing J-Dog how
proud he is.
And
all of you are damn happy he is this
twisted because now you get to see it all
too....LOL. There's actually a full 4
minute video of this where both J and Bob
enjoy a little feathery snack...but it was
just too much... So here's the
beginning.
Ahhh, so life
continues here on the 4tvs front. As I said in my last
entry I'm trying to put together the Bert & Ernie
set. Let me just tell you that Sesame Street BLOWS
now. It's the freakin' ELMO show. I've watched the
damn show everyday for the past 2 weeks and have
gotten about 3 useable Bert & Ernie segments. Sad,
soooo sad. And when did Snuffy start being visible to
others? Wasn't that the whole point? SOOO
disappointed...
Paddy has slowly
rebuilt the bridge by giving me the opportunity to
write the theme song for the flash cartoon that he's
working with for www.nibblebox.com. So I'm actually
now a professional musician...heh. The title of the
show is called "Bitches" and anyone with the "Hearing
My Thoughts" disc will easily be able to find what
song is the basis for the theme. God love pissy
divorce songs...
Marty though has
slowly drifted off. He still hasn't read the entry and
if it wasn't for me tracking him down at work to see
if he even made it back alive, I'd haven't heard from
him in weeks. I have a feeling we've heard the last of
the moose in nearly every capacity and that's too bad.
Then again, I can't keep putting faith in people to
the degree that I do. A life lesson
learned.
There's also been
a big occurence this past week that has given me more
exposure than I ever thought imaginable. It's
quite exciting, and has already sold some cds! I'll go
into it in full-depth during Entry #106.
Needless to say,
I'm happier than I've been in months. Although I
haven't been outside in nearly a week...I'm getting
more accomplished and being more productive than I
ever have. My creative mind is on overdrive and I can
barely sit still without thinking of yet another way
to push my career up a few notches. It really is a
matter of time.
So thanks for
reading, enjoy the videos, and get ready for the next
entry...it's quite cool. The next few will be
actually.
