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4:56 AM, Thursday,
October 16th, 2008:
May I
always be a kid with a heart 10 sizes too
big. Because that same heart that loves
too quickly and jumps too much also allows
moments like this. Resting my head on the
desk that Obama sat at just minutes
before, wondering how the hell I got
there. I have to admit, this is one
of those moments I talk about when the man
in The Journey isn't me, he's the
character I too have followed for
nearly a decade and I'm just really,
really happy for him. He's got more on his
shoulders than he can admit within these
pages and for a moment, he's completely
happy and in awe of his life. Giddy-up.
Now I'm slightly ahead of
myself...
Now I'll say right
off the bat, I did not meet Obama. The Secret Service
was so protective that not only was there not an
opportunity to, I'm not even certain McCain
shook his hand. My early security concern in January
which prompted the unreleased "Watching History Again"
video is clearly no longer an issue. Which is very,
very comforting and I honestly didn't make any brazen
attempt to "find" him. It literally felt like any
place you walked other than where you saw other media
walking would instantly get you booted. The back where
the candidates came in? You couldn't come within 250
yards of it. Just, wasn't, happening.
Nor were
any of the media getting into this hall
during the actual debate. Seriously, the
entire hall was filled with campaign staff
and the big-wigs from the democrat and
republican party. Out of the 5000 seats? Less
than 200 were even students. Everyone was
pissed. All those pundits you saw outside
broadcasting? They stayed there and watched
the monitors. The shot to the right is some
guy begging as they laughed at him. Not,
gonna, happen.
So welcome to Spin
Alley...
Yes
this magical purple media badge allowed
you to sit with hundreds of other media
outlets from around the world and... watch
TV. LOL. There's a certain audacity to it
really. The Audacity of Nope. Yeah -
you've come from all over the world to
cover this event, but the rich, powerful
and "important" people will actually
see it. :-)
Oh and
now you can finally see the radio show
I was working in conjunction with for
both the Mark Wahlberg interview and
this.
Oh shit. Uhm, the
celebrity in Chicago was Mark Wahlberg. LOL. Guess I
can reveal that now. Here you can see my
thumb:
He was very cool,
exactly as you'd expect him to be and Ludacris was
there as well. Very surreal day in Chicago. Amazingly
- that was the most normal thing that happened
to me on that trip. (sigh) Back to the
debates...
The cool
thing about "Spin Alley", is everyone goes
there at one point or another. It was funny,
right when I got there I called my dad and he
asked "are you right behind Mitt Romney?" and
I'm like: "Nah..." Then I looked at the
monitor and thought - well that looks damn
familiar, and indeed I was. I played the geek
and sat on the phone as my dad told me to
move around. Good times. And Mitt Romney's an
attractive man. I can only imagine what would
have happened with an
"economic" Republican nominee, how
different things would've been.
I actually
took the time to shake Bill Richardson's
hand as I've always enjoyed his candor
from even back when he was running. He
took one helluva political risk in jumping
on the Obama bandwagon mid-primary and
there's no doubt in my mind you're lookin'
at a member of Obama's
cabinet.
Was also
able to meet and shake hands with Howard Dean
who I actually dug in 2004 and was
befuddled at the media's drowning of him
after the "yell". That will always lead me to
conspiracy theories man. It was uncanny how
the media literally handed it to Kerry after
that one off-the-cuff moment that really,
wasn't, that big of a deal. Just doesn't make
sense.
The debate itself
was rather enjoyable if not incredibly boring without
the CNN meters at the bottom. Seriously, these
candidates are saying NOTHING new. The only thing
anyone should really be interested in is how "Joe
Six-Pack" thought it went.
You
know? I think Obama is the better
candidate and have for years. Seriously, I
was married to JESSICA when
I had Gary mention him in an Egos
skit. It's been freaking lifetimes ago -
and now all I'm interested in is, what did
the pundits say? And how did
Joe Schmo, who still hasn't freaking
decided, feel it went? Seems it was a tie
or point to Obama from most networks and
none of that's good for the underdog.
Tough shit old man.
How
coooooooool. Robert Smigel and Triumph the
Insult Comic Dog ran around Spin Alley giving
everyone, ahem, shit. It was very fun to
watch. If you've never seen Triumph, YouTube
"Triumph Star Wars" and prepare to pee
yourself. Simply one of the funnier things
I've seen on a late night show in a long,
long time.
Once the debate
ended it became my mission to get inside the hall and
guerilla style get whatever I could. After quite a few
blocked attempts I was able to get through a barracade
and make my way to the upper balcony. First thing I
saw when I got there?
Surrrrrreal...and
very cool. Say what you want about the
primaries but without her "kitchen
sink" attacks? Guess what would be
dogging the fuck out of Obama right now?
Wright, Ayers and Rezko. McCain can't get
a damn thing to stick because it feels
like he brought it up 6 months ago. He
didn't, she did. And ipso-facto Hillary
may have pulled the rug out from McCain.
Then again, with the economy the way it
is, I don't believe any of it would stick.
How freaking unlucky is it for McCain this
crash hit in late September? Wow.
Absolutely devastating.
Snuck down
to the floor level and got to walk onstage
just like Obama which was very, very awesome.
It was actually a surprisingly nice set.
Nothing fake, everything solid and well
constructed.
And
the words on the blue background behind
the candidates were actually printed on
the fabric. On TV it really looked
like a projection. I was pretty amazed.
Apparently so much so that I didn't stop
moving the camera to get a clear shot.
Weak.
Then came
the poses that were just too much fun. Of
course I had to sit on the Obama side. When I
was finally able to get ahold of Catherine
and get her down to the stage she said I had
to re-enact "Let's Bomb Iran"...
Ha.
Hahahaha. It was fun to sing it. I saw
Richard Wolfe after he got off the air
with Olbermann and introduced myself as
the guy who made that cartoon and he
totally knew who I was. It was an
amazingly cool moment. Of all the talking
Obama-heads on TV his british accent makes
him seem the least biased.
LOL.
I was an
equal-opportunity geek and was happy to help
other completely grown adults acting like 9
year olds on Santa's lap. And for those
wondering, it was either all completely on
Obama's side or in the middle. But yeah, yeah
- the media's in the bag for Obama.
This
is me announcing to those within earshot:
"yeah, that was my cartoon." God these are
some of the dorkiest pictures I've ever
posted. It's like being at Disneyland. But
one will stand out for sure, and I'm so
glad I threw down my camera and just kind
of lost myself for a moment...
What an
unforgettable night. And you guys literally don't know
the half of it. It's now 7:35 AM and believe me,
that's not because of insomnia. That's because I'm
freaking homeless at the moment and sitting at an all
night diner. You won't believe the next
entry.