He has to be just plain thick in the head. How did he get to be in business

in the first place? There should be some kind of law for this situation.

 

Officer: What happened here tonight?

Adam: He had me play Karaoke night for 2 months

Officer: Why couldn't you play another night?

Adam: I Don't Know That!

Officer: Is that when you shot him?

Adam: Yup. 27 times.

Officer: Sounds justifiable to me. You're free to go now.

Adam: Can I take the rest of the pizza with me?.....

 

-Stephen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Adam...

That manager is a prick.

Tell him I said so.

Tell him I said he shove that pizza

so far up his ass until he's blowing

peperonni chunks out his nose.

-Rich

 

(I wrote back to rich, that the manager was actually cool as hell, it was the owner's decision to keep me on Wednesdays)