Adam...

How in the FUCK did you manage to get that piano up the

stairs without killing yourself?

I mean, I have a bad back and all...built like a frickin' 12 year

old girl I'm so lame...and I got angst just watching you guys

fight that fucker all the way up the stairs.

Damn jedi mind trick.

Hey, it reminded me of when I taught myself to play piano to impress

this girl I was hot for. All I learned how to play (at the time) was

Billy Joel. Specifically, Miami 2017.

If you happen to stumble into any comic shops, let me know if they're

carrying my comic out there!

Timespell.

Thanks, dude!

Keep them clips coming!

And GOOD LUCK!

-Rich

 

 

 

Great to see you there. I got your mail while it was snowing up here on

"America's North Coast" (not my term, I promise you), and the warmness

looked very inviting. I don't know why, but with the three of you living

in the same apartment, I have visions of your landlord being Mr. Roper.

 

I also have some personal news that I'm proud of. For Christmas, I went to

TRU and got Goldeneye and something called NamcoMuseum 64. NamcoMuseum is

six arcade games from Namco with the original animation, sound, and screens

of Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga, Galaxian, Pole Position, and Dig-Dug -- so

cool to play the actual games I played when I hung out in arcades. But,

the news:

 

I beat Goldeneye.

 

I was so excited, I jumped up and screamed as loud as I could for Renee and

Beth to come watch before I realized they weren't here. I can now use the

magnum to blow away the bad guys, and it'll be fun! I also have DK,

enemies with rockets, and paintball modes. I've started on the Secret

Agebt level, and I know I'm gonna die a bunch, but I don't care. I beat it!

 

Let me know when you go on Leno, and be the best damn bagger in California!

 

Ron

 

(I've tried to keep these reactions just to each pertaining email, but for anyone

who's ever played Goldeneye...well this is just too genuine to screw with...)