Although I have a
SHITLOAD to catch you up on, I must take this
entry to post your reactions to yesterday's email.
They were classic. My other idea was going to be to
buy a lottery ticket and say that we had won, and that
everyone who replied got $200 and anyone who gave us
money would get 3 times what they gave out...I think
that would've been much more cruel. Before I get to
the reactions let me first say that I warned my family
before the letter. That just AIN'T funny to mom and
pop especially since Burgundie's resignation from our
marriage was about that shocking. So I ruined the joke
for them, but I didn't have them disown me...
Here's what you all thought:
nice
email...you ass
-Matt
you
suck
-Steve
You fucking
cocksucker. So I'm sitting here reading this thinking
she left because of Paular.com
and boy, I hope
there's no weapons in the house. You suck monkey balls
ass, sonofabitch.
Good one. Man, to
think I bought that shit. I really felt bad for you,
you fucker! BWA-HA-HA-HA!
oh, shit.Well, I'm
glad everything's still cool. PHEW!
-Rich
Adam: YOU ARE A
BASTARD!!!!!
-Michael
Dickhead.
-Brendan
Uh-huh.
You bastard. You got
me hook, line, and sinker.
Of course, I got Beth
earlier today, so I guess I deserved it. I told
her
around 8:00 this
morning we were going into town for the "big April
First
Parade in Conneaut."
She was lookng around for a bag to hold candy.
After
the three of us went
to breakfast, Beth asked me where the parade was,
and
I said, "What parade,
honey?" She said, "You know, the big April First
Day
Parade!"
I got her
good.
-Ron
(Now see, Beth is his 7 year
old daughter. That's just CRUEL)
Adam dude, you had me
going for the longest time... that was an excellent
April Fools though,
you made it sound so serious, lol, that was funny
dude.
Being a comedian, you
can really get people like that, excellent work my
friend, it worked on
me!
-EvryThgKlr
You're dead...and I
was even thinking about the whole April Fools thing
yesterday.
-Stephen
Adam Kontras...you
are a bad, bad man! That was quite the little joke
there...
I am certainly happy
that it is April Fool's Day though.
-Erin
Adam, you
sonofabitch, you got me good. Heh heh heh. Nice
one...
-Dylan
Adam, you are a sick
bastard for writing an entire email.. about
Jessica
leaving you and your
life falling apart.. with it being an entire joke.
Congrats! You had me
fooled :) I'm impressed!
-Jim
Hey Adam:
Damn you and the
horse you rode in on. Not funny, man. Not funny at
all.
I was in tears before
I got to the April fools part. That's mean. :-)
-Mickey
Never thought about
it being the first... You got me, and you got me
good...
-Eric
Real cute
Adam.
You have too much
time on your hands (haha!!!)
I was feeling sorry
for you when I started reading your
E-mail.
Well, April Fool's
Day is almost over and you're the only
one who "fooled"
me.!!!!!!!
-Lara
you got me with that
april fools note, i was on my way out and only read
the first few lines,
it wasn't until i got home that i got to the
end!
-Bryan
You suck and I curse
your name...
-Michelle
good one
!!!!!!
but truly, i was half
ass thinking....'yeah, maybe adam will go back
to
cd101 and give us
columbus' first decent morning show'
selfish, i know.
-Sparky
I HATE YOU! The whole
time I'm was reading that, I was
thinking..."Man,
what can I say to
him. He gave such good advice when me and
jackass
broke up...how can I
do the same?" I REALLY HATE YOU! Goober!!!
-Danielle
And then came the
ultimate reaction. I couldn't have prayed for a better
one. My friend John gets online to check his email as
I am doing the same....and he instant messages
me:
hookline: omg
(oh my god for
the instant message handicapped
readers)
hookline: just got
your mail
Adam4tvs:
mhmm
hookline: that
sucks
Adam4tvs:
yeah
hookline: well if
not meant to be, but still sucks
Adam4tvs:
completely
hookline: big
surprise here wow
Adam4tvs: that's
what everyone's been saying
(I'm
REALLY laughing at this point)
hookline: hang in
there
Adam4tvs: no
choice
hookline: did she
give u any hint ahead of time
Adam4tvs: not
really
hookline: man that
is the pits
hookline: any
thing you can tell me or too personal
Adam4tvs: it's all
in the email pretty much
Adam4tvs: at the
end
(crying, I'm
crying now)
hookline:
okay
hookline: well if
you want to talk we can go to hear me
later
Adam4tvs:
k
hookline: see ya
soon
Adam4tvs:
DUDE
Adam4tvs: will you
read the end of the email
hookline:
abspuletely
hookline:
fucker
Adam4tvs: you have
the attention span of a 4 year old
hookline: eat my
dick
hookline: I'm a
busy man
Adam4tvs: I can't
BELEIVE you weren't gonna read the whole
thing
Adam4tvs:
LOL
hookline:
fucker
hookline: I hope
you get laryngitious at gig
hookline: I hope
your dick falls off
Adam4tvs: heh
heh
Adam4tvs: yeah...i
warned family...but thought it'd be fun to watch the
rest of you
hookline: OOhhh
you`ll pay
Adam4tvs:
:-)
hookline: see ya
later
Adam4tvs:
later
JESUS that's
funny. Oh man. I still can't believe he wouldn't read
the end! Oh, and that isn't his real name. He asked
for it to be left out. LOL. Too bad 'cause you guys
could've had some fun with him.
Anyway,
there's some pretty big news to talk about
tomorrow and needless to say I'm not
COMPLETELY thrilled about it, but
it's way too much to get into now. Expect
a BIG ASS entry #37 tomorrow. For
now, here's a video of last night's
performance: VIDEO