Happy Halloween to all you loyal
followers of my adventure in LA. Been a strange couple
of days for me. Feel like I'm a total worthless piece
of shit. And you? That's good.
Not totally worthless, it's just
that now that HST is gone, and none of my other
ventures have come through yet...I ain't got a
paycheck to show for myself. I'm overracting of
course, since before LA I was the big bread
winner and supported Jess...but I can just hear her
parents saying: "So he drags your ass out there, and
makes you get a job while he sits on his ass and makes
funny videos for his site..."
And man is this one
funny! Lemme tell you! I was watching th
preview for Little Nicky...and thought: "I
can do that!" (the little head spin thing)
- So I made a little video of my head
spinning and comparing my "twistedness" to
eminem. Check
it
out...perfect
for halloween...
YouTube
link added
02.13.09
LOL
I guess it doesn't effect me as
much as I thought...
The draft went well last night,
even if it did take 3 hours. So sorry to the fellow
owners...that took a long time. Of course I had to go
through each player and find their team and position.
That was another 3 hours. It's half-time right now in
the laker game, and Shaq already has 24 - enjoy him
Amber.
Oh, and by the way...if you'd like
free internet access without ever giving your name or
anything...put in an aol disc. They sign you on to
make you fill everything out!!! Which you can ignore
and open up your browser and go to town...how stupid
is that? America Only Loses with A.O.L. :-) Unless you
steal from them..then you're a winner. Why do
I know this? I am an addict. I mean...I've never
gone through the day I did last Friday.
EVER.
My schedule has been roughly
exactly the same for the past 3-4 months. I get up and
walk directly to the computer and start it up. Most
people go to the bathroom, but that just doesn't hold
the same sense of importance to me anymore. Now if I
really have to go, I'll go right after turning my
computer on and try to make it back before the
bootup.
I jump online and my day begins.
Check email, sites, and IM list, and start to craft
what I will do that day. I start my brain thining of
an angle to push my career and I'm off. I generally
sit there for a few hours before I even think of
things like bathrooms...or food....or anything. Being
online starts my life and gets my brain
rolling.
So what if my internet was gone
one morning?
Well, I become a heroin addict.
Swear to GOD. It was insane. I tried to act all
nonchalant about it. Called up Quicknet, and they said
they'd get right on it, and as the hours passed. My
body just kind of FREAKED. I start pacing my
apartment. Picking things up...putting them down.
After a few minutes of this, I realize that I am
Rainman. Completely lost. I can't even think of what
to do. I sit at my computer, but it's as if my
computer is dead. Simply because I'm not online, my
computer isn't breathing. I can't even THINK of
something to do.
Well the people at Quicknet never
called me back, and I soon realized I wasn't gonna get
any internet access until Monday... Then I
REALLY lose it. First of all, those wankers at
Quicknet are REALLY pissin' me off. They will not
return my calls, and everytime I call them they go:
"I'm on the other line with them RIGHT NOW" - I
mean, it's possible that they are...once or twice..but
I swear they ALWAYS say it. It's highly
annoying.
But of course, once I popped in my
AOL disc and they actually
PUT ME ONLINE to register. All was
good. Whew.
Anyway, I can't believe it's
November now. I'm gonna hit the year mark out here and
have a breakdown. I know it. LOL - I gotta make
something happen in these last 2 months. Something
positive. Another HST with a different ending...oh and
you all know that's over right? I think a few of you
may have misunderstood "HOLLYWOOD SCREENDEAD" a
few weeks back. There is no more HST. No more
MTV commercial...no more anything. People keep
congratulating me on the big MTV win...yeah
thanks. Heh heh.
So month #10 has come and gone and
the story continues...oh SHIT - that boyles mp3 disc
is supposed to come out this month. Damnit. DAMNIT.
Uhm, well I've got to go now. :-)